Osmele is on a one year deal so the Jets are trying to get some value for the $10M they’re paying him. But fuck that. If they knew he was hurt before the season did they think his shoulder was going to get better?

The other side of this is the actually qualified people that Trump wouldn’t consider because they backed another candidate. Everyone has to pledge allegiance to Dear Leader over everything else.

I was thinking grappling hook, but your way is quieter and cheaper.

Anyone else get the vibe that Mike Vrabel and Jim Tomsula have some type of Looper situation going on?

One of my lunch spots always has a nearly full parking lot. It amazes me how long someone will sit in their car waiting for the “right” spot when there are other spots within 100 feet.

It took me half a lifetime, but I finally made my peace with never getting the fast lane because the odds are either heavily against you or at best a coin flip.

The fact that seems to be ignored is that Guyger’s choice - not mistake - led to this. Assuming we believe her version of events, she chose to enter “her” apartment with her gun drawn. She could (should) have stayed in the hallway and called for backup. It’s an upper floor apartment. There’s only one exit. She has no…

It’s only capital murder (Texas term) if you’re charged with it.

This is correct, but Texas has codified the concept and expanded it drastically. Essentially, if you have the legal right to be somewhere - not even just your home (front yard, dry cleaners, car wash...)- you don’t have a duty to retreat. You can draw down like it’s the old west.

I got more sleep the night after I found out I had cancer than the night of the election. The day that man leaves office will be one of the happiest of my life.

You’re forgetting that they also intentionally let Trump win just so they could set him up later to be the fall guy for all the crimes. Buffoon.

That’s kinda genius, but then why would he take the IG report to the White House before congress? Trying to cover his tracks?

Has Perry had any ethical issues during his tenure? It seems that literally everyone else from the initial inner circle has been involved in some ethical scandal or another.

Personal ambassador has a much nicer ring to it than bagman.

In a truly sane world he’d have been impeached for his violation of the emolument clause the day after his inauguration. 

Beyond the obvious criminality, there is some interesting statecraft in the call. One thing I noticed in the memo was how the terms and phrases Zelensky used to describe his campaign and government mirror Trump’s terminology. Just repeat a few of his catchphrases back to him and he’ll love you. 

Ah yes, that noted Dallas high crime area with the Alamo Drafthouse down the street and directly across from POLICE HEADQUARTERS

I think she demonstrated what her instincts told her to do rather explicitly.

I’m sure there’s a lawyer or three who would take this case against the OP.

Free weights? I’ll cut you a little slack. But not letting someone work in on a machine is a jerk move. How long does it take to reset the weight and the seat?