Playing college football is a privilege, not a right. If you can’t have the integrity to avoid illegally purchasing pencils for school, then you can’t be trusted to risk your long term health for the profit of your institution.
Rusty Shackleford
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“Muphry’s Law”.. good tag on a story about the cost to accuracy in the rush to post content..
+1 yard
Eh, I'm sure when the big moment comes the Seahawks will probably pass.
You deserve this for wearing a Mets shirt to work.
Jesus fuck. This is the longest SNL cold open ever.
Both Hillary and Trump have been “quiet” recently. Its been nice. This is like waking up into a nightmare.
Good to see that Trump finally had the balls to hire noted policy expert That One Homeless Guy Who Told Jimmy Haslam to Draft Johnny Manziel.
Theory aside, the resolution to the matter at hand is to call it “B-dubs,” as everyone in my area does. Definitely saves syllables.
Counterpoint: the proper nickname is “b-dubs.”
Haikus are poems
Poem has two syllables
Poem has only one
Haha. Dipthong.
I wrote a haiku about this very question:
...both for “shitsnorting Goebbels wannabes,” which is a perfect description of Breitbart if ever I’ve seen one, and because “take a different tact” and “the tenants of [belief system]” are the twin banes of my existence. I will grit my teeth and suffer through “illicit a response,” “flaunt the rules,” and “for all…
These camo uniforms are getting out of hand.
Or we’ll lose to Akron. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I watched the game. Boutte got his ass kicked the entire game. LSU’s entire offensive line played like shit. Wisconsin defenders were getting to Harris and Fournette untouched all afternoon. That was the actions of a chicken-shit punk who got his lunch eaten all day and was looking for someone to take out his…
Close, it’s almost burfict.
I’m sure it’s said a lot, but get rid of helmets.