I gave up Twitter because one online time sink is enough, but

My (and probably a million other peoples’) theory: They’ve fucked, but aren’t fucking now*.

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

This is like Lionel Messi not touching the ball to avoid the offside trap and then scoring.

Crosby is a genius. He’s forgotten more about hockey than I’ll ever know.

He seems to have learned, he is wildly offensive.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

I don’t want to ruin your joke, but I’m pretty sure he always offered choices:

In response to questions one and two, why do you hate America?

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

Thanks for clarifying all this! Man, I wish the author had seen fit to include this pertinent information.

He gave credit (and made multiple disclosures like this) after being called out for misrepresenting himself as a Times reporter in his bio (or at least for accidentally misleading people to believe he was). A lot of people thought he was one of the Times writers on the big stories this week!

I was this close to exposing that guy until you published this article.

I would watch soccer if it were like this all the time.

And I don’t like the policy, but I see it as a way of showing you’re confident the team can fill the seats without out of towners. I can’t think of a weirder criticism of a fanbase.

I was looking into this once upon a time, and Congress Street Grounds in Boston, where Lowe had his 4HR game, was apparently radically reconfigured for just that season.

Probably because it is fun. Nashville fans like to have fun. And that is fun. So do it.

I wish all the games were in Nashville.

That is horrifying.