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CTE is real, folks.

Using veterans as a reason to be upset by a citizen’s completely legal protest is a copout. The purpose of protest is to make people uncomfortable. The ugly truth is that this country was built in spite of and purposefully against black people in particular. I think his protest is justified, especially if it means we…

I tried

They say Pierre-Paul may seek as many as seven digits.

This video is misleading. They weren’t reacting to the dunk, a guy in the corner just flipped a water bottle.

A medal rack, Katie? Bryce doesn’t even own A medal, let alone many medals that would necessitate an entire rack. What is Bryce gonna do with a medal rack?

Hoisted by your own pedantard

He said “so every other play didn’t end with a shredded ligament.” Why don't YOU try some reading comprehension?

Si. De acuerdo.

He’s still getting a D-1 scholarship moron, just not at Michigan.

The only riding sport worth following is camel polo. And not that lame ass dromedary bullshit. I’m talking full bactrian. Here you can see my favorite team, the Ulaangom Fightin’ Buuz Eaters, take on the world champion Ulaanbaatar Construction Workers.

Thank god. Because this is a perfectly reasonable horse person take, and tbh it made me sad.

My favorite fact bout horse kicks is that a canonical application of the Poisson distribution was to model the number of soldiers kicked to death by horses in the Prussian army.

I will stop disrespecting horse sports as soon as horse people stop getting hilariously bent out of shape about it. So, hopefully, never.

Did you know more people die from horse kicks every year than shark bites? It’s true. Actually I was reading a story about a horse in South America that kicked someone’s head clean off.

I personally fear horses because I once fell off of a horse that was standing completely still, and in general I fear riding an animal that might at any point decide that it either does not want me riding it, or it would like to do something other than the thing that I would like it to do. But my wife rode…

Do you dressage left or right?

I can relate. I mean, my wife has long criticized my dressage.

Don’t be sad. Harambe would've wanted it this way. He loved low hanging fruit.