It’s not a picnic without a salmonella case or two, and you don’t get salmonella without mayonnaise-rich creamy coleslaw. And what do you think they make potato salad with? At least the classic American kind is full of the white stuff.

This happened because he took his manager’s advice.

what is it with zappos man

Yeah, man, the comments are always just littered with cocky Nats fans.

Ah, yes. The vital idgit vote.

The meme has everything. Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, Kermit the Frog, an amazing kicker and an old racist with a bloody ankle

Counterpoint in Schilling’s own language.

But it’s on FS1, tree falling in the forest and whatnot.

PBR will go with ‘Merica and checkmate.

This is Deadspin not ESPN. You’re lucky they spelled “Yale” right:-)

This is deliciously bad.

Get out.

ANNOUNCER, AT PODIUM: ... and with the 143rd overall pick, Prince George selects Jackson Jackson.

Timber was hoping to go in the first round, but he fell.

Rajvir is a common Punjabi name that means “Lion King,” which is I think is pretty cool. Sikh name, kid.

Wouldn’t it have been simpler to just PhotoShop the original picture?

yeah well try going somewhere while you eat your precious chobani, meanwhile i’ll *kickflips off the eiffel tower while downin’ a big ol slug of go-gurt* CATCH YA LATER GRANDPA! NOT!

You must not know many real hunters then.

This is very common (i.e. normal) for pheasant hunting. It’s the same for most other birds, actually.

You see, pheasants don’t like to fly unless they have to. They are fast, nimble runners. And in tall cover, like we see here, they’re nearly impossible to see. The only…