Nothing says “yeah we won, but deep down I’m still a loser” quite like being butthurt within 24 hours of winning a championship.

Regardless of who won and how, it’s important to realize that at least the Cardinals didn’t win anything.

I don’t know, Chris. I have both DraftKings AND ISIS at the top of my list of “Organizations I’d Like to See Rocketed into the Sun”

“Well I’ll be Goddamned” - everyone involved

I love the idea that in Griff Whalen’s head, Anderson yelling “don’t snap it!” may have been just another layer of trickery to fool the Patriots before he snapped the ball.

Don’t forget the part that, while trying to draw the other team offsides, the guy under center is screaming in a panic “DON’T SNAP THE BALL!!!” Brilliant all around, at least for comedy purposes.

Okay, now this I will definitely concede to.

Frank Caliendo has technical gifts (like a chef with great knife skills), but he lacks anything resembling the creativity that it requires to earn a Michelin star.

This is the best thing Flyers fans have ever done since...

I’m glad Toronto won. God only knows what kind of crazy crackhead would have come to power if chaos would have engulfed the city.

Chase Utley is also turning baseball into football.

Yeah, ligandrol is a SARM that gym-goers that don’t want to go full steroids or GH use now that pro-hormones are banned and illegal. Supposedly, natural test shutdown isn’t as bad on it. However, it is also not nearly as effective as steroids or testosterone injections, yet still illegal.

Grier: “These B12 shots really work, can’t believe they’re legal!”

Let there be Lite.

If there was ever an occasion for MLB to bust out an NHL Department of Player Safety-style video, this would have been it.

I’m pretty sure his sentiment would be the same if the Cubs lost because they had the 3rd most wins in baseball this year. Perhaps this year is a true anomaly, but forcing the 2nd and 3rd best teams in a 162 game season into a free throw shooting contest sucks.

The Old Man and the C-lister

Liking both their football skills and soulful dance moves, Chip Kelly puts the entire Milford Mighty Mites roster on his draft board.

Well he did get on top of it. He would have been better off if the pitcher threw it ~2 inches higher.