I’d rather you save that kind of talk for your buddies at the old beer hole but thanks for sharing, I guess.

You — and your commitment to this thread — are amazing. Have a great and very polite day.

I almost wish Serena had done this so we could all spend the next five days reading a bunch of hilariously racist Hot Takes.

At the very end of the clip you can actually just hear the chair ump whisper, “I’m rubber...”

Yeah like holy shit if I was held responsible for things I said / did at that age?

There’s a future for you writing Nationwide commercials for the Super Bowl.

This is really fucked up, but hot damn.

I’ve always had a fantasy where they bring out the family and kids, and when they say turn around or Let’s welcome home Corporal Marine Todd, the family turns around overjoyed and then they wheel out a casket with the flag draped over it.

Poor soldier, having to attend a Rams game. Hasn’t he sacrificed enough?

It was the Feds, not the boos.

It’s a good question, and can’t really be answered in a silly comment section surrounded by dick jokes, but short answer: being able to intuit God through human reason is (or, at least, ought to be) central to one’s faith. The two concepts should not be at odds.

I don’t know, I think there’s a sort of divine justice in this happening to a grown man who goes by “Jordy”.

That was a different FSU player. QB, De’Andre Johnson. It is difficult to keep up with all the FSU player arrests.

This is how Miguel would kinja.

Very disappointed in you, Burneko. I mean, subtle plagiarism is one thing, but lifting your title straight from the Ford Field home locker room walls?

Look no further than your local men’s league softball. There is a clear group that is win at all costs and a group that is, hey lets go have some beers and see how far we can hit the ball.

He has pitched the seventh-most innings over the past five seasons—and that doesn’t include 52.2 incredibly high-stress playoff innings during last year’s World Series run—yet is only getting better as the season wears on. He’s never visited the disabled list in his career

You actually completely misquoted your own quote. Yes, being in the top 30% is “one of the better” as quoted, as opposed to your “one of the best” statement that came “out of left field.”

“He has pitched the seventh most innings”

We're not going to run a photo of her, but we can confirm she exists.