In all fairness, ISIS would have beaten Baylor.

Only if ISIS beat West Virginia.

St. Luzy was known for rescuing that keg that floated off at the lake party. If they had lost it, they wouldn't have gotten back their deposit.

uh, with a drone strike, obviously, smh Greg

I've fought and defeated over thirty animals on this list. #CrimingWhileWhite

Once again, we have a headline that's terribly misleading. Barely any of these animals have hands.

Kabobs Named After Santa's Reindeer, Ranked

"Thank you for leaving off the usual 'Getting hit by a car' for this one." —Deer everywhere

Although low on the list, Blitzen did give us one of the better band names out there - Blitzen Trapper.

I was at a bar once where they had karaoke, but they also had a giant gong behind the bar. If you sucked, they'd bang the gong and you were booted from the stage. Entire bar would chant "Bang the gong!" Almost made karaoke tolerable, almost.

HE'S GOT NO HEART.

I was in my dorm room watching something else. My friend Bryan yelled at me down the hall "John! Ron Artest and Stephen Jackson are fighting the city of Detroit!" I ran to his room and we watched for about four hours as well.

I was in the stands throwing popcorn.

If you don't know, you're streets behind

Might have been true. My nephew had an "imperforate anus" and had surgery early on. Now he's 16 and a perfect asshole

I was crying because Kobe air-balled all those fucking 3s.

I hope they do this to Kobe later just to see him go for a furious 42 point night on 17-48 shooting.

The Nuggets have always been very good at trolling. Why, just last week I saw former Nugget Allen Iverson camped out under a bridge.

I see him taking a hit to the head because he popped back up during the tackle and it doesn't appear the defender was intending to hit him like that.