To be fair "in order to meet their customers' expectations of shittiness" is basically the tagline for every microbrewery that hypes their IPAs over stouts.

People are so quick to react negatively, but the NBA can put this ad money to good use. One of the league's plans for the additional revenue will be to use it to bring professional basketball to Philadelphia.

'For my money, the best Super Bowl halftime show ever was the Super Bowl XXIX (1995) Indiana Jones-themed performance.

"The King of Comedy" is the Milk and Honey Original Café Mix of 80s movies.

At least the head wound matches the rest of the kit.

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Replacing a child abuser with a whole committee of men may seem like a good idea at first, but it didn't exactly help my mom get over my dad any quicker.

Shameful thuggery. Now kids can't wear green or orange without fearing gang violence.

I went to J School with Ben Collins. He is one of the sleaziest people I know.

I was at the game yesterday. In the eighth, the D-Backs PA announcer congratulated the Cardinals on their division win. So the Cardinals fans in attendance (half the crowd) got to give their team a standing ovation. What team does that, during a game, for the road team?

Coco Power was my favorite 80s wrestler.

I like this recipe because it confirms my belief that pico de gallo is an ingredient and not a dip.

Really, dude?? He steals repeatedly. He stands on a table and yells a vulgar phrase that is offensive to women and others BECAUSE he was ACCUSED of rape and should therefore refrain from such idiocy. Listen to his repeated apologies, they are disingenuous. I would call him all those names even if I knew FOR A FACT he…

Kobe's girl had 3 guy's DNA in her panties, but he still had to pay up.

Tries to extort a 20yr old college student for $7million .... and I'm unprofessional.

"Fuck em...lets go quadbox" - Scott Hanson

and "Second Wind" translates to "Second Souffle" in French.

Cool Whip ads will be running during those games, as well.

I bet the NFL only has a Band-Aid solution for this, which is helpful, because they're the only ones left who will sponsor Vikings games.

Ash became concerned about his health when he couldn't recall the last time Texas had a decent starting quarterback.