Don’t know where you’re living but there are over 275K Mavericks out there.  Seeing a large percentage being used for businesses.

This one. We can probably just rent it as we’ll only need it for the trip from the inauguration. Think of all the money we’ll save.

I apologize a bit for not being relevant to the topic at hand but..

NP. 8 grand is perilously close to “Fuck it” car money these days. I hate it, but here we are and it’s not this car’s fault. Low miles, not all modded to shit, fun thing to blast around.

Back around 2000 I worked at an ad agency and I got to drive one of those to a commercial shoot. To be honest I was pretty stoked. But driving it was so dull -- it was uncomfortable, awkward, and not at all sporty feeling. Pretty slow, too. And while I thought I’d get lots of looks and attention, I swear no one even…

“What are we gonna do tonight, Brain?”

So you need to bring a trailer and a trailer-trailer to pick up the car you got on Bring a Trailer.

The Carfax shows miles in the 40k range a few years ago. Someone messed up a cluster replacement or something. This car has 50k miles, not 500k.

Only 1000 miles? To be fair, if I owned that thing I wouldn’t want to be seen driving it all that much, either.

45k in 2022?  LOL.  NO DICE x a million.

Brought a trailer to Bring a Trailer.

Close second: “City or highway mile?”

He never was too bright, that one. 

Look at it this way - it’s keeping another one of these POSes off of the street and we’re all safer for it.

Plate comes up on the CA smog test website, but there are no completed tests on it. https://www.bar.ca.gov/inspection

Chevrolet City Express could also work.  Rebadged NV200 and often cheaper.

I was about to say the biggest issue with their needs in climate controlled storage, so it’s either a van or suv as the only real options

The Flex has that horrible V6 with the internal water pump that’s an 11 hour job to replace and if not caught in time can milkshake the oil and take out the engine. Hard pass unless there are receipts for one done recently.

What is the perps car towing?