Yeah, but it’s been over a month - we should have seen a passing inspection by now. Something is up.  Oh, and you’re allowed to have an incomplete EVAP monitor as long as there are no other incompletes.

There’s a car that’s been on my miiiiiiiiind - all the tiiiiiime

So many red flags here.

We had one of these for my kids to drive when they all turned 16. It was a manual transmission and someone stole the radio. So it forced them to focus on driving. Really fun to drive, honestly.

Damn, there’s something in my eye.....

Gotta star a Ssangyong reference 

I get excited when I see a 2003 with the 1 year only grill and front fascia.

A Ssangyong Rodius is almost, almost, better looking than a Cybertruck.

They were such sturdy little cars - were my go-to for cheap transportation for years. This was my driveway in ~2013. Black one was my commuter, green Escort sedan was my youngest sons that we swapped the motor and trans from the red one into and the silver one in the back was one I bought for my daughter.

Escort ZX2, not an empirically good car by any stretch, but I have always liked them, even now when I see a survivor I admire it. I know it isn’t a “good” car but I just love them for no good reason aside from they make me smile.

Pretty sure those are Luminas, dude.

Holy shit - I can just feel the BIG DOUCHE ENERGY through my monitor

The chicken driving the egg car is arguably weirder.

Haha yeah - my grown sons still talk about our Turbo Dodge Caravan and the stoplight drags where we’d pinch off cars who’d pulled alongside us at the stoplight, figuring they could holeshot the dad in the old minivan before the merge point ate their lane...

These pale in comparison to the BEST.

This was a great read. I hope my kids remember their dad doing these types of things. A remember simply going a bit fast over the local rail crossing and hitting the tracks in my jeep and simply saying “I am pushing the jump-n-ator son!” button to my kids and just bouncing over the tracks. My kids swore we caught air…

the Delivery Center sent Consumer Reports onto the lot to find its own Cybertruck, and when they eventually located it, it needed to be charged, washed and given a software update.

Absolutely. Some of the lobotomies weren’t recent.

102k for that delivery experience is absolutely hilarious. Do they have anybody that works there that has not had a recent lobotomy? 

AWW YEAH - LOVES ME SOME “SLIDE TITLE”