Pretty sure those are Luminas, dude.

Holy shit - I can just feel the BIG DOUCHE ENERGY through my monitor

The chicken driving the egg car is arguably weirder.

Haha yeah - my grown sons still talk about our Turbo Dodge Caravan and the stoplight drags where we’d pinch off cars who’d pulled alongside us at the stoplight, figuring they could holeshot the dad in the old minivan before the merge point ate their lane...

These pale in comparison to the BEST.

This was a great read. I hope my kids remember their dad doing these types of things. A remember simply going a bit fast over the local rail crossing and hitting the tracks in my jeep and simply saying “I am pushing the jump-n-ator son!” button to my kids and just bouncing over the tracks. My kids swore we caught air…

the Delivery Center sent Consumer Reports onto the lot to find its own Cybertruck, and when they eventually located it, it needed to be charged, washed and given a software update.

Absolutely. Some of the lobotomies weren’t recent.

102k for that delivery experience is absolutely hilarious. Do they have anybody that works there that has not had a recent lobotomy? 

AWW YEAH - LOVES ME SOME “SLIDE TITLE”

Yeah, I see it.

I hear it has a bit of a smoky aftertaste.

Let’s get all the Millennials and Get Zers out of the room for a bit so we Get-Xers can relive some ZZ Top awesomeness.

There’s the problem right there-no one is paying attention because it’s not unusual to see a huge rainbow colored cock in San Francisco!

Red Fang’s “Wires”. Squarebody Impala wagon destroying shit for no reason whatsoever.

I whistled for a sub and when it came near

So the pontoon was next to Stockton?  Good thing it didn’t hit him directly.

Somebody slap a Pulitzer on this man.

The Western Atlantic is where I will stay