Dammit Zammit!

Can we all just take a minute and observe that the top photo is pretty decent photoshop work? The pacifier is so-so, but the baby sun hat is a pretty convincing sell.  Just needs a little more edge blur and depth of field.  Nice!

*Ford Ka has entered the chat*

P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-PERFECT!

Not exactly a 1976 Chevrolet Chevelle Laguna, but

BUTT PLUG

butt plug

Looks like Big Enos Burdette has switched from Coors to Pepsi.

It’s priced at $6,500 now and it looks like the hood wrap is part of the company fleet (you can see it on the other trucks in the background).

There should only be one lead from the positive terminal of the battery going to a solenoid-switched junction, but I don’t do $100k resto-mods so what do I know. 

Fucking Freb. He can order a pizza like nobody’s business tho.

This is more a story about how serious England takes traffic safety and enforcement. Two years suspension and 200 hours community serivce? In the US you don’t even get that if you kill a pedestrian.

you could probably even find a decent one in a u-pull that matches the color.

For starters, the painted outside driver door handle looks broken. Not having a functioning drivers door handle is a decent quirk level.

You stuff your carrion with crap? That is the worst TURDucken EVER.

The feces was clearly a diversion allowing her to smuggle in the giraffe semen, from which she will craft a pearl necklace.  

Box Giraffe Poop is my new ska band name.

$15.99 from Amazon. I think I want one.

Weird, I saw the Cybertruck a LOT this past weekend.

I have a pretty good story about this.