Oh I love your suits. It must have been a bitch to get a 68 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf.

Similar experience for me - early ‘90s - Saturn of El Cajon...

Thank you all for the enlightening replies.

A salvage title can be issued for many things. A car could be stolen and recovered with zero damage but if the insurance paid off in the meantime then it would be issued a salvage title.

You could get the Rennstand instead..it isn't cheap though 

I may trade a microphone for it

Didn’t Jalops collectively decide that we hate people who buy these cop wannabe cars and trucks?

The day I get out of prison, my OWN brother picks me up in a POLICE truck.

I think it’s the Food Network dude. Not the one with spiky hair or that annoying woman whose father is some Hollywood producer.

BEST CHINESIUM TIRE BRAND NAME EVER:

There have been reports of some dealers charging over $1000 for this “fix”. I’d be really tempted to return the car to the dealer - Discount Tire style.

It’s already fucked. Instead of fixing it properly, they offered a $400 bandaid that was really a $200 bandaid

A bear in his natural habitat. 

Totally needs the Electric Mayhem paint package.

I hear the Muppet Show theme song!

Disco pants and haircuts! This lobby has got EVERYTHING! New Changlis are in early this year!

I was the one who nominated the Focus and yeah I’ve driven them. The problem isnt HOW they drive. When the transmission works it’s a perfectly decent car. My son worked for Ford for several years and dealt with these on a warranty basis and the fix was really just a bandaid to get the things out of warranty.

OOf I feel personally attacked owning 2 cars on this list. I guess I should play defense.

The Model S is a great car. Yes its got terrible fitment issues. Yes the interior is woefully cheap for its price range. But if discussing price, can you name another car that can do what it could do for that money at the time of…

I know it’s only been available as a cutaway for the last 8 years but come on, the design is 31 years old now.

This is one of the most idiotic articles ever posted on Jalopnik.