Best.

Needs a different rear badge

Car’s trashed. Moose inside shoulda told ya.

“On the flip side, I award creativity points to the Subaru Crosstrek owner who put plastic pumpkins over their ditch lights for Halloween.”

The local porn store does BOGO Vibes all the time.

How in the hell did the CONTOUR make that list?  Then again, when the running sample size is that low - only takes one guy to ruin it for everyone else.

CVPI.

I remember when the Daewoo dealer was offering TWO Lanos (Lanoses - Lanosi?) for $129/month lol

So. Much. Cocaine.

It’s Westen, not Western.

https://www.youtubemultiplier.com/672e5382d291d-detroit-converter-theives.php

Hell, most drivers these days (present company hopefully excluded) don’t drive this well FORWARDS.

RAN WHEN PARKED

After all that work, it’s still the second best electric truck in that picture...

I’ll take “The Rapy Llama” for $500!

At least you’ll have something to do while you wait for the engine replacement.

Greatest man - that’s ever been!

Welp - if it’s a R win, I can only think of one appropriate vehicle.

Goes to work for Elmo, representing King Cheeto and has a sub-par experience? 

Thank you.  Came here to make a V GER reference and not at all mad that I was beat to it.