I’ll take “The Rapy Llama” for $500!

At least you’ll have something to do while you wait for the engine replacement.

Greatest man - that’s ever been!

Welp - if it’s a R win, I can only think of one appropriate vehicle.

Goes to work for Elmo, representing King Cheeto and has a sub-par experience? 

Thank you.  Came here to make a V GER reference and not at all mad that I was beat to it.

Seriously, I appreciate the lesson.  I learn way more in the comments than from articles here these days.

And his name was Pujol - POO HOLE

You see what you want - I see a snakey snake eating a dude.

Protip: No X account, no see dipshit Elmo posts.

Low hanging fruit: Alfa Romeo.

You cant park here, mate!

What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?

I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE

Oh, deer.

Honestly surprised this isnt from California. People love to taunt us about being the OG “Nanny State” but you want to know what kind of inspection there is on repaired total loss salvage vehicles here?

JFC - Does anyone here proofread ANYTHING anymore?

Definitely this one. The sidewalk out front my house became my road and I wore one of these out driving up and down it - on the correct side of course.

For every $50 fine paid, $17 goes to the city, and $33 goes to the camera company.

Duuuuude. This is the Granada mentioned in slide 6.