While I’m not a hater of the dash covers (he could have got one that kinda matches, right?), your comment about the Cricut is SPOT ON.  As the husband of a wife that has one, I have never been tempted to use it to make anything to get near any of my vehicles.

I could have slightly forgiven it if there had been one on the opposite side.  It’s like the guy raided his wife’s Cricut vinyl scrap pile and she apparently didnt have enough material for two of those...

HOW’D YOU TRICK OUT THE DOOR?!?!?

That Travco...

Came here to post this, not mad at all to have been beat to it.  Horrible transmission ruining an otherwise decent car. 

That is a purpose-built tool - but I couldnt agree more.

More pics of the dope ass van! Where’s the article on that?

Certainly not arguing the point. I smog tested cars here in CA for a decade and a recently dead battery is the #1 reason for an innocent failure. In this case - for me anyway, the failed test is just one of the ingredients in the why I think this is a bad cake to buy.

Remember when Obama was inaugurated? Ram had already been building the truck currently known as the Ram 1500 Classic for several months before he was even sworn in. It isn’t just old — it’s old old.

Yeah, but it’s been over a month - we should have seen a passing inspection by now. Something is up.  Oh, and you’re allowed to have an incomplete EVAP monitor as long as there are no other incompletes.

There’s a car that’s been on my miiiiiiiiind - all the tiiiiiime

So many red flags here.

They also had the single DIN radio the earlier ones didnt. I was pretty excited when I found one in the yard.

They were such sturdy little cars - were my go-to for cheap transportation for years. This was my driveway in ~2013. Black one was my commuter, green Escort sedan was my youngest sons that we swapped the motor and trans from the red one into and the silver one in the back was one I bought for my daughter.

HEY  SANKA!  YOU DED, MON?

Pretty sure those are Luminas, dude.

Holy shit - I can just feel the BIG DOUCHE ENERGY through my monitor

Most of these I feel got relegated to service loaner status, then parked out back one day and discovered in an audit when a new dealership group takes over and they magically find it