It’s my d!ck in a cell!

WIPERS!

Joke that didn’t land.  

Yep, probably next week - right here because none of the “writers” here proofread anything. 

Progressive is an especially shit company amongst a shit industry.  So sorry for the position you’ve been put in.

Then the company revealed that it loses over six figures on each EV it sales.

Buying it used from a HYUNDAI dealer, even. What could possibly go wrong there?

The cow repeatedly refused to follow instructions issued to it by authorities and after all other options were exhausted, police performed several PIT maneuvers on the bovine, successfully taking it into custody.

It’s big.  It’s heavy. It’s wood.

What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs?

Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will.  I got spare time.

Yep - got one of these back in 2000 from Avis that had 22 miles on the odometer. Cannonballed it from Sacramento to Seattle and back over the course of a 3 day weekend to attend a funeral. Returned with just under 1,700 miles on it with the white front bumper turned black and green from all the dead bugs. The rental…

Sold on BAT for $7,600 back in October and already being resold.

That “mud” probably came from the driver’s seat.

LOBSTERTRUCK STICKS TO MAGNET!

Anyways, here’s WormWall.

Wife dodged at least one bullet.

Now he just has his stupid shoes.

Imagine this, x 100

Looks like a Power Wheels, apparently has the steering system FROM a Power Wheels.