Death to the shitters! So proud to have been involved in this 24 Hours of Lemons car

And a third:

Crazy multiple carburetors -my favorite has to be the early 60's Chrysler Cross Ram

LOL - I remember our High School Drags at our local dragstrip. A friend had a 1976 Buick Apollo (Chevy Nova) with a 6 cylinder and at the end of the quarter mile - it had a trap speed of 58 MPH and took 20+ seconds. That Mirage would have WALKED poor Mike.  How far we’ve come.

New Teslas are in early this year!

Those are manual transmission turbo diesels too! Not wagons or available in brown, but I think we can forgive those two sins and at least call it an honorary Jalopmobile - right?

Looks to be a first gen Chrysler 300 so - probably.

According to the reporter, not stolen.  

Park the car Mahoney!

You’re right. Shit, how could I have forgotten that requirement - only 50% Jalop.

Came here to say this - not at all mad that I had been beat to it.  Have another star.

66.6666666667% Jalop.

fell OFF

Haha yep! My job duties include annual meetings with manufacturers, including GM. When we were meeting with them in 2014 - they had a preproduction Camaro prominently on display and one of the platforms engineers who was showing the car to us proudly exclaimed “and this is the FIRST Camaro with a 4 cylinder engine!” to…

Come on, mate.

What a fucking spanner.

I can GUARANTEE that this is a big problem that is lurking here in California. There is ZERO inspections of any structural repair done or SRS components required when registering total loss (salvage) vehicles in this state.

Found a pic of Mr. de Leon...