Right? That shit is awesome.  Just call me Edward Mowerhands!

Vehicle has issues

SNAPPED INTO A CHOPSHOP!

Haha we all did that too. One of my friends managed to cave in one of his quarter panels when he sideswiped a light pole over by the auto shop.

Took the sunroof glass out of my old Fox body Fairmont and proceeded to drive on the ocean beach.  Set the cruise control at ~25 (the minimum speed it would engage at) and proceeded to hop up on the roof and drive with my feet.

Good thing they’re cheap to buy, right?

“This is a great car. You should buy it.”

Hit the pace car.

*patiently waits for Florida mans “hold my beer” response...*

Sure, technology can assist. There are multiple manufacturers TODAY that offer some kind of integrated intoxicated driver prevention (Volvo comes to mind) in other countries.

“Vanilla Ice taint”

Only after factory-second Takata airbags are installed.

That song has been completely ruined for me - this version is all I hear now.

The kids seem to be having a markedly different crash experience.

My son is a fleet technician for the USPS - they are supposed to get a few soon for testing and everyone is already going

Late model low mileage Mazda 5.

Indeed. This one is great as well, but I wouldn’t call it “weird” so I could see it not being included

WHAT? No Unpimp Ze Auto?

Still my favorite after watching several hundred launches - about 20 seconds in we are treated to a pop up yard sale

Wasnt smiling when I posted it.  Dude is a scumbag that killed three people and damaged the lives of countless others.