*rolls down windows, turns volume to MAX, imagines my Camry is a Daytona*

scandisk and defrag, my brothers. scandisk and defrag.

haha yup, so true

Can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.

Wait, what?

My dad traded in a 69 Chevelle Super Sport on a ‘72 Vega GT just like this one when the gas crisis hit.

I’ve tried to forget these - especially when shoehorned into a Monza - nobody replaced the back 2 plugs because they were so hard to access. What garbage.

#1 vehicle I hated working on back in the day, especially to perform smog tests on. EVERY time I’d burn myself trying to get underneath to clip the RPM lead on #1 cylinder to try and shoot the timing marks 3 feet away on the FEAD.

LOL, that brought me back. My grandfather bought one of the first electric Weed Eaters back in the 70s and my aunt came over and had to try it out. 2 seconds in she hits a big fresh dog turd and flings it EVERYWHERE.

We were looking at something to replace our 20 year old Layton and were in a Springdale and my wife pointed out some poor fitting trim and the sales guy nonchalantly goes “they’re all like that”

Sorry.

ALRIGHT, WHO ORDERED THE GRAND CHEROKEE SLAM?

It was fucked before the trip, let’s be realistic. 

ftfy

RIP BAE.

“They don’t build em like they used to.”

Good job Ray.

Obligatory:

Already done.

You think you hate it now, wait until you drive it!