$22,000 and they’ve been moving it around with a forklift - because Copart.

Not just *any* Supreme...

We’re getting close. They’re a structural component now, with cameras and sensors mounted to them that must be removed, installed on the new windshield and then calibrated.

Have Mercy!

Sir, Do you believe this vehicle is safe for highway travel?

Cmon, it’s Russia. Probably a Logski.

Have Mercy! *guitar riff* Been draggin log on the bus all dayyyy

TIL - THANK YOU!

Try that, and do it at NIGHT - when about half the drivers drive without headlights because they think it saves them fuel! I though I was gonna die - we were doing about 30 down a street in Bangalore when a dump truck crossed right in front of us and our driver didn’t even flinch (or lift).

Saturn breaks through the icehole on the way to Uranus.

I freaking LOVED SCTV.  

There is one major reason I would never buy Hyundai and I recommend nobody else does either:

Simple answer: Toyota didn’t expect anyone who would buy a 2000 Avalon to live that long.

I massaged Assman for comment

Except for with this guy in the pink pants—I can feel the insults he’s spewing toward my beloved postal Jeep

They used to label damaged boxes of baby diapers as used. I would bet that at least one person who ordered them was disappointed they did not receive a box of used diapers - because FREAKS.

My grandfather was one of those guys who would get a new vehicle every couple years so we spent a lot of time in Ford dealerships. I would raid the rack, take a bunch home and attack them with my x-acto knives - making shorty chopped Crown Victoria woody wagons, Low-rider Town Cars and 6-door F150s.  Man that was fun.

The video caption just says “Lucky!” And when asked to further explain in the comments below the video what made them back up, they just replied, “God, I guess.”

Yay - a new ASCII Truck!