Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, and I’ll keep saying it as long as it takes to sink in: however fun the Marvel movies are, in the real world there is one and only one superpower.

I am so tired of whiny billionaires who want us to love them. I am ready to hear just one of them come up with a Scrooge McDuck-style riposte.

It really is crazy.

Jim Spanfeller is a herb.

The big question is how and why did it take 7 people to come up with that God Awful story?

“Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space.” -Douglas Adams

Reminder that Disney is evil and we should never have let them fuck things up like this! 70 + life is absolute lunacy.

George Gershwin’s Rhapsody in Blue

Others have already mentioned the absolutely fire line in this article, but let’s just go ahead and reinforce it: shit like this is why you’re one of the best, Schreier—and why Kotaku remains the force it is in a world of bland “stick to sprouts” coverage.

“No retreat, no surrender!”

“A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.”
Literal spit-take. I’ll send you the bill for a new keyboard since this one got coffee on it.

>A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.

Even Greater Mistakes: The G/O Media Story

Congrats, CJA! This is a nice flicker of light in all the darkness.

Sigh. Alright, that’s another book I need to buy now.

Remember a couple Halloweens ago when he misunderstood the concept of socialism re: his kids’ candy?

I bet she’s laying down some major farts in that bed pic.

Contact Jim Spanfeller and let him know what you think of his torpedoing of the cornerstone site of the GO media suite: 917-881-5965

Fuck, I love y’all. <3