Others have already mentioned the absolutely fire line in this article, but let’s just go ahead and reinforce it: shit like this is why you’re one of the best, Schreier—and why Kotaku remains the force it is in a world of bland “stick to sprouts” coverage.

“No retreat, no surrender!”

“A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.”
Literal spit-take. I’ll send you the bill for a new keyboard since this one got coffee on it.

>A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.

Remember a couple Halloweens ago when he misunderstood the concept of socialism re: his kids’ candy?

I bet she’s laying down some major farts in that bed pic.

Contact Jim Spanfeller and let him know what you think of his torpedoing of the cornerstone site of the GO media suite: 917-881-5965

Fuck, I love y’all. <3

Hear Hear.

Fuck that bitter herb.

whynotboth.gif

Hey, they are with you guys!

I see what you did there. Even though Burnenko specifically told me not to post GIFs anymore...

Wow!  This is a great post about sports, sports only, and nothing else besides sports!

*chef's kiss*

GMG was/is the one corner of the internet where I’m NOT afraid to read the comments. It’s been a good 10+ years, guys.

I don’t give a shit about sports but I’d read great articles on Deadspin constantly. I don’t give a shit about cars, but I was frequently exposed to great reads on Jalopnik because the sites are all connected. I’m not black but I’ve read some amazing content on The Root. I can only assume other readers are like me,…

I like, like, 2 basketball teams and no other sports. I read Deadspin DAILY, all year. I don’t want them to stick to sports, and I’m mad, and sad, and I still miss Gawker, and this sucks. 

Been told to stick to women, huh?

Here’s all the shit we really couldn’t cover today:

Is deadspin going to be okay?