“You forgot this: Boom roasted.” Boom roasted.

Ironically, he could use some work on his offensive lines.

I vaguely follow the various former Big Tech execs who now warn about the dangers of the beast they created.

So you’re saying that two narcissistic executives cared more about their own image than their customers? I’m shocked. Shocked I say.

Brian Windhorst wrote propaganda for Lebron James?!?!? Just stop it! That would never happen.

Counterpoint: Damon rightfully calls out an old white southern sportswriter for taking cheap shots at a talented 19 year old who singlehandedly dragged a mediocre team into the second round of the NCAAs.

I won’t bother looking but I bet he doesn’t have an issue with Grayson Allen.

Anyone want to bet the majority of those outraged also voted for a petulant prick that benefited from daddy’s money?

Then you’re one of a large number of suckers and sheep.

The GOP on gun control:

Were women and people of colour the majority applicants for gun ownership, we’d see gun control/legal reform in a nanosecond.

Don’t worry. Nobody will remember. This is Virginia’s year.

I’m gonna go ahead and guess you have zero idea what an atheist actually is...

Why pay for new shows when you can air reruns of Family Guy, American Dad, and King of the Hill for eternity.

Everyone seems surprised. I for one, cannot remember the last time the University of Tennessee won an important game on a Saturday.

Dear White People;

Good grief, we already know who ate the fucking strawberries, can’t we just ditch this paranoid fuck already?

Lute Olson choking helped introduce the world to a baby-faced Steve Nash

Didn’t Charlie do the same thing when he drank that fizzy drink that made him fly? I never understood why his transgression was somehow okay.

A classic example of being sorry only when you’re caught. He isn’t a damn bit sorry for what he did, he’s “sorry” because he could get time in jail and the couple - if they were so inclined - have an excellent shot at winning any lawsuit against him if they choose to do that.