He didn’t wrote about it because... it didn’t happen this year? Spurs beat the balls off the league (save Chelski) and are loaded with entertaining talent for years to come. And I say that as a Gooner. But this article was about the battle for the last 2 UCL spots. So I am. It sure why you’re offended at being left…

No, it doesn’t live on. Arguing is now America’s pastime.

Doesn’t matter. By the time they meet again the Brewers will be in 4th.

13 meaningless goals in two meaningless matches. Pat yourself on the back, no one else needs to do it for you.

How many spots did they move up with those 13 goals?

“Man has sex with woman whose job it is to have sex with other men... without her consent.” That last part is kind of important to the story, no?

Also enraged was his other brother Dirrell.

Subtle sarcasm is the best sarcasm.

yeah, what does story about a wikipedia edit war have to do with technology, anyway

I was like, .635 slugging, that’s not too bad, at least he can hit for power. Then I reread and realized that was OPS. He’s apparently slugging .327, as a 29-year-old in low single A.

ticket sales

In related news, Tebow finally made contact with someone else’s genitals.

The woofer box just popping out the back is the best part of this.

Q: What has two thumbs, is a graduate of the Harvard Business School, started America’s two longest wars, and still might not be the worst republican President of the 21st century?

Plus one star for The Best and the Brightest.

She will definitely be missed. But glad she’s not overstaying her welcome (the dark mark of any Doctor Who actor).

Maybe he misunderstood when they asked him to come into the box.

Deadspin will have sole right to promote the bout on pay-per-view and through all other means, and will keep 90% of the proceeds.

Enough with these ham-handed allusions.

Tim Horton’s coffee is hotter (and more bitter).