I've watched Dear White People. Everyone can take their time.

I'll stand up for the one dick joke that I noticed. The joke was about how wasteful making the dick was, not that a dick shape existed.

I'm already looking forward to seeing a morbidly obese Dazzle Novak.

You are right. I am in agreement with you. Beep boop.

Because if you criticize stuff that's not trying to be feminist, then fans won't bristle at the condemnation and the article won't generate controversy clicks.

They kind of had liberated themselves anyway. At the end they're the ones that have turned on the wells for the commoners below.

If a giant supernatural event like that happened around my town, I absolutely would have freaked out by the end of the day. That is a sanity-destroying, life-threatening event that as far as I know could be bombarding me with radiation taking years off my life and all other sorts of things. Hell, even if just a UFO…

I'll give negative three bucks. I'd pay eight dollars if Richard Kelly and Shyamalan were booted off.

It isn't. It's totally unexceptional but I think some critics want to claim it's good so they can herald Shyamalan's "comeback."

Phantom of the Paradise is pretty much him jerking off to a ton of other stuff.

Fuck that! I've still got to finish my stop motion Steve Jobs musical!

Flanders! Weed is the Devil's Weed!

Wow. This is way too gruesome even for me, never mind how over the top it is. To help put that in perspective, I helped make this https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I'm mostly quoting my brother here, but I thought the script and premise were perfect (Tarantino's nitpicks have been nitpicked by other commenters already) but the movie was shot wrong. For example, during the bit where the rules are being explained, Jay is restrained and It is in her line of sight for the first…

“one of those movies that’s so good that you start getting mad at it for not being great.” That's someone who liked the movie but was frustrated by the flaws speaking.

Amazing that he's trying to do that. You'd think he'd double down and say "Yeah! I stole your shit and made Mon-AY! IM BETTER THAN U!!!"

To each their own, but I thought the satire in GTA 5 was often so clumsy and heavy-handed that it became so bad its good. Like it was an unintentional parody of satire.

Visitor Q?! That's like being scared by Pink Flamingos.

If Babadook was a short film about her reading the book and her kid didn't say anything, it would have been perfect.

I liked it, but I admit that as soon as the monsters showed up it stopped being scary.