"Sorry Amy Schumer, but we just lost a fortune to Disney cutting ties with us."
-One of the things I'd say if I were Netflix

I had a sneaking suspicion this was to distract with that fact a lot of documents were turned in to the Russia probe, but maybe not.

Not to mention Christopher Guest.

Oh Christ, Willis's sleepwalking meets Roth's direction in the Death Wish's moral universe. That's the worst of three worlds.

And then, in a surprise move, Senators Lisa Murkowski, Susan Collins, and John McCain show up and somehow save the movie.

AAAAUUUGGGHHH!!! TINY GHOSTS!

1,000 T-Rex vs 80,000 Chickens sounds kind of funny, though. Certainly not funny enough for twenty minutes.

Changed by the fact it was often served on trains because it preserved well in ice if I remember right.

I'll take laughter from happiness over more fucking gallows humor laughter.

Given the sort of dialogue that Patrick Stewart regularly delivered on Family Guy and American Dad, I don't get the impression there was any selling out involved in his decision to take this job.

Fine, I'm going to donate to whoever the Democratic opponent is and campaign for them. Who is it?

The worst part is now that they're pandering to the alt-right, everyone thinks I hate it because I'm a trendoid SJW. I hated this painfully unfunny show back in middle school when it premiered and had every student saying "cheese poos" and "authoritah" every day. I EARNED that hatred and I've been committed to it!

Well according to the author of My Friend Dahmer, he said it was the decorator but was really impersonating attacks his mother had.

Hopefully they also make a movie about his followup comic Trashed where two snarky guys do routine garbage pickups.

I'm going to boycott the AV Club if they promote this shitbag with another article.

Fuck! That wife beater is going to win because so many sites won't learn the lesson from the last election and want those novelty candidate clicks!

He's fighting the stereotype that homosexuals have decent fashion sense.

Family Guy's terrible abortion episode.

That's not consistent with what South Park does at all. "I'm sorry life isn't a liberal arts college" from Reality is the perfect license to be a shithead to whoever because you're saying someone else would be a shithead even if you weren't.

Stress eating?