All wrong. THIS is the answer. For all ten places: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I don't understand finding A Girl Walks Home at Night scary. It's beautiful and very well made, but it doesn't seem like it's designed to be scary.

I stopped watching ten minutes in because the line "It was a mistake to acknowledge the doll" was so funny and tone deaf I knew nothing scary was coming.

Probably just need to watch that shitty old Andy Something show from MTV.

Wait, isn't he supposed to be a big deal on Instagram?

I'm still pleasantly surprised Maurice LaMarche got a fairly prominent role in Frozen.

Dumb aspiring screenwriter question: Since basically the main stakes of the movie are the fact planets of humans are being ground up to keep the high class aliens young and fit, shouldn't the movie start with a scene of a planet of humans being harvested (or at a community of them?) Then when we see Jupiter, we don't…

Clearly you're just being contemptuous, but basically they had no money for a decent new soundtrack and took whatever crap David Hess had already recorded.

Wes Craven is one of my favorite directors to hear do commentary tracks. Even Last House on the Left became entertaining with him and Sean Cunningham riffing on it.

It seems very unlikely that she'd be told to stay silent about it if it were just an awkward proposition.

I'm pretty sure Jen Kirkman's account is first hand, not gossip: http://jezebel.com/jen-kirk…

It will also feature too many cooks. Sure those too many cooks end up spoiling the broth, but they fill our lives with so much love.

How fast would the Planet Express ship have gone if they'd covered the engine with cheetah blood?

I hate monkeys, and I really hate chimpanzees. I've never enjoyed a show or movie that prominently features one, especially not a comedy. I wish we exerted half as much effort in driving them to extinction as we do keeping pandas going.

I think he's a sloth to emphasize how out of shape BH is.

You can try, Internet! You can draw and render all the horrible porn you want, you can cover the music any shitty way you want, you can post trillions of listicles and "Honest" videos! You can even do this! But you cannot ruin Frozen for me! I enjoyed it too much, even if it was a objectively a shit sandwich!

Daniel Radcliffe was really great in it as the silent psycho cannibal.

Coming next soon if this is a hit: Adam Sandler as Booker DeWitt or Michael De Santa in either of those film adaptations.

Yes. Absolutely. His use of charity to get points and defend himself from criticism is utterly loathsome. "Not pretending he makes anything smart" is not a defense against making video after video where the only joke is " I'm screaming rape! He's raping her! They're raping me!" Especially when the shitty videos are…

Yeah, well, you fight like a cow!