Nope, better gut those kids. They might be some of his fans. Can't risk them spreading more of the plague.

Just keep telling yourself that.

Nothing to help deal with bad news like a depressant!

Fuck this sentiment. The fact Marvel movies exist doesn't mean the kinds of movies that appeal to you don't to. It's your own fault for being too lazy to search for them.

Or, even better, lose about $20 million.

There's an anecdote that some guy offered to finance the movie if his girlfriend got to play Mr. Blonde. So she's definitely going to be in there.

Threads made nuclear war scary enough for me and I was two when the USSR went down.

"As is often the case in Ford’s movies, one of the Indians constantly takes swigs from a jug of liquor, which enhances the air of tomfoolery. As opposed to murder."

In the middle of the interview, T. J. Miller plays the recording that compels a hypnotized Obama to shoot Marc Maron.

Then he should have called it "2 1/8"

On the other hand, who the hell would care what he had to say if he were humble or sane about this? Being a loathsome douche makes more of an impact than being a sensible person.

Black Dynamite the cartoon may be the most uneven thing I've ever seen. Many episodes seemed to be perfectly divided between being hilarious and painfully boring and unfunny.

That joke was blatantly ripped off from Family Guy. How shitty do you have to be to ripoff Family Guy?!

MEDIBONER!

Shoot, now I'm going to go watch Dead Man again.

Nathan Rabin made a big point in a writeup about The Invention of Lying about how Ricky Gervais's self-insulting comedy was just a different form of narcissism. If she keeps doing comedy like that she'll probably fall out of favor like he did.

Because I try to keep an open mind and gave the podcast several chances to stop being so annoying and get funny. That didn't pay off at all.

But more important, our hosts remain insufferable and continue banking on your nonsensical nostalgia to let just name-dropping actors from decades ago to pass as comedy.

Fuck Amazon for cutting this horrible person a check.

Listicles have a bunch of text about the things that they list versus just posting a gif for each entry.