You must have missed the one for Tusk. That was just boring and uncomfortable.

Unless two actual human penises hit each other in slow motion in this movie, no one will have gotten their money's worth.

We get tons of teens that hang out, babble like a sewing circle, and always leave spilled snacks all over at the library.

Researching a listicle for my brother, I listened to the commentary track for Mallrats. On it, Jason Mewes repeatedly did that "Hideeeeyho" thing from South Park. I immediately thought "Isn't doing random quotes from TV shows that one of those things held up a evidence that you're the least funny people at your…

The Nibblonians did it.

We have to overrate Louis CK for something!

Dumb question: Did Family Matters try to do that before Urkel came in and stole the show, or was it pretty bland too?

And if they're lucky enough for something to not fuck it up like the weather, studio politics, etc.

I have plenty against Red Letter Media for their fucking memes and generally unfunniness.

Because I'm the only guy working at the library, I got told by my boss that when I use the employee bathroom I need to leave the toilet seat down. I am so persecuted.

Because if something similar has been done before, who cares about the competence with which someone else does it later?

And theirs was a complete miss too.

A couple fans of this movie have tried to defend this to me by claiming he's dubbing a foreign cartoon.

If this is even halfway decent, that will be the filmmaking equivalent of making eight The Lego Movies.

Not good enough to be worth listening to Andrew Jupin or Steve talk.

I'm partial to the God on Stephen Colbert's I am America (And So Can You!) audiobook.

"Ideas cut and pasted from Black Mirror with bad animation"
Sure, best movie of 2015.

More like it left gigantic skid marks all over pop culture for awhile.

Scream sure as fuck was stupid. It's such a witless movie that it needs to have the characters explicitly state what its satirizing. Cabin in the Woods trusts audience intelligence enough to know they'll connect the dots.

Wouldn't Downfall have already softened that shock a bit?