Now four drag radials on the Tesla.

If I was Bieber rich I’d have several Icons (Derelicts and Reformers) and at least one Singer 911. And probably a professionally built electric Squareback.

That Nova is one of my favorite cars ever. Shitty hubcaps!

They keep showing me VW Sportwagens. They keep showing me VW Sportwagens. There are no Sportwagens at my dealer. There are no Sportwagens at my dealer.

That Legacy is insanely clean!

You mean fun to drive under ANY circumstances?

You know what my main problem with owning an unreliable luxury car was? It wasn't fun to drive. At all. Had to go.

That main illustration immediately reminded me of this:

You can basically put that oil back in the ground.

So if you can get a really low-interest loan and you put the savings toward your retirement or some other investment that accrues at a higher rate, you'll be ahead of the game. Makes sense. And also if you plan to keep your car for a long time.

I can't wait for the Tiny Tesla and the Fucking Awesome Gull Wing Minivan Tesla. Those are the official names, right?

Um. It's VW. They market like crazy.

OMFG Torchy. OMFG. I'm freaking the fuck out.

It should be perfectly symmetrical so you can't tell if it's coming or going.

You just crossed the line. Nobody on Jalopnik ever, EVER suggests buying anything INSTEAD OF a Miata.

Next it'll be "buy this totally reliable corolla and stick a V8 in it." The ultimate article.

I don't agree with Clarkson on some things, but I like him a lot. He's damn funny and just a total goofball, which I admire. Now May, I respect. Because he's a goof, but also a walking encyclopedia. Hammond is just the best guy ever, naturally hilarious and likable. And all three are very hardworking blokes.

I don't care what you say. I'm a Rambler man.

Oh Torchy, you're the best.