Well, it's Japanese, so maybe whale oil?

Ahem, Infiniti.

Looks like a baleen whale with its mouth open.

But it's so pretty! But yeah, you're right.

This guy is a true Jalop.

No, it's wicked awesome. Honest little car, just like a Fiat Panda. But with more power and a really nice manual gearbox. Snick-snick. Plus, slow car fast.

McLaren should just go ahead and rename itself Feisar. It's gonna happen anyway.

I think the 308 is super cool, especially in yellow.

Revisiting this post... I bought a 2002 A4 3.0 about eight months ago. I would classify it as a luxury car. It's been pretty good, mechanically. I've just spent time/money trying to restore it to its former glory, repairing little niggling things here and there. But you know what? It's boring. It sucks all the joy out…

The pop-up ad for this article was by Gumout. Hilarious.

Looks cool, but seems bloody awful to drive. Sounds funky, too.

Nailed it.

My favorite use of the phone-dial wheels: http://www.build-threads.com/build-threads/…

One of my favorite designs of all time. And I love the phone-dial wheels.

One of the best-looking cars Nissan has ever made.

I've been reading Jalopnik for years. It's by far my favorite source for automotive news, gossip, and general gearhead/nerd articles. It's so good that I'm not sure what to ask for. More articles about obscure automotive history? A Torchinsky animated web series? Yes! Give Torchinsky some cameras and a budget!

Yep, the sedan is great! A guy I know has a black one that's just too slick.

Yeah, I always get them mixed up.

Well, I forgot about the BR-Z, but Toyota styled that.

Subarus are just so homely, though. Subaru haven't made a nice-looking car since the Legacy XT wagon.