As the owner of a 2002 A4 V6, I agree. That engine is packed in there. But I can't imagine what it's like to work on the S4 (V8) from the same year. Even more packed. And I heard the timing belts are on the back of the engine in those cars. You have to pull the whole damn thing to do the timing belt service. Still…

So all i need to do to my 3.0 Audi is remove the mufflers? Okay.

Jaguar should've made the C-X75. It would've won because turbines.

C'mon, you know you'd do the same. See some tank just sitting there. Think, "Aww, yeah, I'm gonna get me wunna dose." Then you climb in, realize that you need, like, training to drive one. And then you're like, "Fuck it, I'll pull this lever" and BAM. Oops. Code brown.

Remember that article about German Reliability being the biggest lie in the automotive industry?

I want to buy a Model S and drive it all the way from Oregon to see the museum. Stopping at all the strategically placed Supercharger stations, of course.

I'm just really glad we don't have to use horses or walk everywhere anymore. That sucked. I mean, have you read GoT?

My buddy has a 20-pound house cat. The biggest cat I've ever seen in my entire life. Also a really awesome cat. Love that beast.

Pound for pound? Holy shit yes. Have you ever seen a 50-pound mountain lion. Scary as shit. Way more scary than a 50-pound German Shepard.

I'm still waiting for a Tesla I can afford. And wait I will. Because they're fucking awesome.

I love how the cat's all, "where you goin', PUNK!" and chases the dog off screen.

I think you'll really dig this video: http://www.streetfire.net/video/67-big-b…

I live in Bend, Oregon. This is where Previa All Tracs retire. I see more here than anywhere else in the world. And they're AWESOME.

Very nice work my friend! It's drop-dead gorgeous and I am very jealous you had the opportunity to drive it for a little while.

You know what I like about my old car? I can give it full throttle all the time and it'll never lose traction on dry pavement. Ha!

I love this list. One thing, though: Not sure we can describe any Audi made in the last 20 years as "light." ;)

my favorite

That's the best thing ever. Also, bring some goggles.

My '02 A4 3.0 Quattro gets 17 mpg around town.

You're totally right. My apologies.