Toss in some hip thrusts while the bar is there...

This is overblown fear mongering. Considering how many people clean grills with a bristle brush, there aren’t enough injuries for this to be a widespread issue. The AMA reports an average of 130 ER visits a year tied to grill brushes, but doesn’t disclose the severity of those injuries. The U.S. Census says 79.1…

If you’re patient and plan ahead, fool proof steak is ridiculously trivial with a sous vide. Just set temperature for as rare as you like. Then, sear it in “a rippin’ hot pan, bro!” for 15 - 30 seconds per side.
 

But IBU is a measurement. It’s not a great way to pick beers, and it’s not how I pick beers, but if someone comes in asking that you give them whatever DIPA you have and move on.

Yeah that really helps a lost toddler. Just have the toddler tell whoever finds them to look for “dad” in contacts...

Just pick a slightly different Porsche.

Found the transplant. You’re welcome to go to back to California.

They get a kick back of the sales....they’re writing ads disguised as articles to pay for Hulk Hogan’s lawsuit.

So he could impress us by being edgy in the comments

I never take gym selfies because you don’t want to be the guy taking selfies in front of the free weights, and at my gym there’s a same no phone policy. A selfie wall is lowkey genius

Interesting idea, though I don’t really like the look of unframed posters, it makes me feel like I’m back in high school. I’ll frame them and then use Command strips to avoid holes.

windows that can be opened with bricks are also a failure of the lock.

True, but remember security is a weakest-link kind of thing.

Is this a distant cousin of the “rudder”?

Pictured: Patrick’s kitchen:

Don’t use lean meat.