Probably easier to get a kid to remember their parents’ Snapchat/IG/Twitter/Etc IDs. 

I learned to tie bows on presents before tying my shoes. I tie my shoes in bows to this day. 

Fage 5% is where it’s at. 

I got the OG Chromebook from Google when they gave them out. It did 99% of what I needed to do at home. The only limiting factor in it is that you generally NEED an internet connection to do much with it. Now that sharing your cell connection is a lot easier, that’s no such a big deal. For PERSONAL use, I think they…

That was me playing Halo on an OG Xbox with a 70" DLP in 2004 when I worked at Good Guys. I had to move to a different TV. I was getting sick because I had to turn my head to see the sides of the screen. 

They’re just different styles of chowder. It’s like saying you can’t see why anyone would like NY style pizza when there is Chicago deep dish available. The ingredients are nearly identical, but the outcome is different.

Tortas Fontera in O’Hare (ORD) is the best airport food I’ve had. Great torta, good beer to go with it, good chips. I felt good about buying food in the airport for once in my life. 

I love the Alaska Lodge, for better or worse. They often have “buy a large beer, get a shot for $3". So for like $20 you can time travel to your destination. For another ~$10 you can have a steak burrito before that.

There is plenty of crab to be found in Seattle where I live but krab is fine by me. It’s WAY less expensive and won’t leave your hands smelling like the bottom of the ocean for days after eating it. I’ve had plenty of crab boils with fresh crab and melted butter in my years but it’s a pain in the ass and you smell…

I make sure to stop at Montage for a Spold and Mickey’s every time I’m in town. I’ve received leftovers in a sword, squirrel, and a giraffe.

My top tip: Upgrade your cables. I was using the cables that came with my modem (owned) that were CAT5E. I upgraded to 6A cables and went from 93Mbps to 173Mbps. 

Beyond Burger is legit. As a non-vegetarian, I still like it. 

That is the “Secure Startup” feature, which can be turned off. I think it is on by default though. 

There are non-subjective terrible ways to make a PB&J though. Like not spreading to the edges. Use whatever ratio you like, but nobody eating a PB&J wants a bite of plain bread.

With 2 passengers and wet, that car weighs close to 2 tons. Turbo lag isn’t what’s making it slow.

Despite the images in the Play Store saying it has a widget, I can’t seem to get one to show up.

How good of a picture do you get of the person’s face who walks up and takes your Eufy EverCam because it was just magneted to your house? Sure it makes a noise but why not make it easy to install semi-permanently since you only have to charge it “once a year”?

How good of a picture do you get of the person’s face who walks up and takes your Eufy EverCam because it was just…

Sure, but I got the regular one as a Christmas present and didn’t find out 5 mm was too short until I’d used it.

Sure, but I got the regular one as a Christmas present and didn’t find out 5 mm was too short until I’d used it.

Is there a way to get longer guards? The 5mm that came with it is too short for my beard. I need like 8 or 10.

Is there a way to get longer guards? The 5mm that came with it is too short for my beard. I need like 8 or 10.

I tried it with my S7E and it couldn’t keep up. Over a 3 hour drive, I lost 6% battery. Better than not charging at all, but not what I was looking for.

I tried it with my S7E and it couldn’t keep up. Over a 3 hour drive, I lost 6% battery. Better than not charging at…