@Jouen: The whole magazine used to be classy and minimalistic. The layout is now a confused nightmare like most games publications and the editorial has lost a lot of it's authority to wit.

@Buickboy92: Sorry, they are completely nouveau riche.

@MacPro66: There is only one reply for that comment sir, and one reply only.

Well, it's a huge improvement on the 2010 V6 which I can assure you, after putting 3000 miles on one during two weeks in California and Arizona gets nowhere fucking near 48 mpg.

@Wunno Sev: It's a fucking fabulous car and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. I love it.

@the_omicron: I've had my 2001 2.7 for about four months now. And I must say it has won me over completely.

@twinturbo2: "Weeelcome to Cheetio Kart - Select your cheater!!"

@Buzzboy7: Oh please that is too easy.

The Mini was not completely perfect. BMC/Leyland/Austin Rover/Rover never made a profit on it. It cost more to build than it could reasonably sell for (although that's debatable when you look up the list price of the run out special edition 1.3i Coopers).

@KAPTAIN_SLOW: Well, it's the Telegraph and clearly cannot be trusted on matters of taste and aesthetics. If the demographic of the paper had their way we'd all be driving Rovers and wearing twin sets and pearls to monthly meetings of the Tight Ass Club.

@KAPTAIN_SLOW: I kind of like that. It doesn't look too terrible, in that anything-is-possible-early ninties sort of way. The colour suits it, and it's hard to argue against the practicality.

@KryptonZero: That's apocryphal I'm afraid.

@OctaneHugo: Airliner Pilot of DOOM: Considering the amount of pure tat you can buy with the Top Gear logo plastered all over it already, you shouldn't have too long to wait.

@DrZaius: I watched the terrible Wesley Snipe film 'The Art of War' purely to see His Michael-ness chew the scenery as the bad guy.

@DrGonzho: Negatory, negatory good buddy. It's all about weight. The F20C's mass would likely throw the Seven's delicate balance to cock. Also, the F20C doesn't have the torque to pull the cock off a warm jelly baby.

@DrZaius: Did you know he was stiffed out of a Best Supporting Actor Oscar for the former?

@moogoo1: Save some duvet for me. I remember first clapping eyes on Mode 7. It was simply mind boggling, so far ahead of what the Mega Drive was capable of.

Having bought MW2 on day one (yes, I got caught up in the hype - sue me) and not having bothered since COD3, I must say I had a lot of fun with the game. Sure, it's cartoony and over the top. Not being a gifted gamer, I struggled for a long time with multiplayer, until eventually through perseverance and practice I…

@HeartBurnKid: Agent of R.O.A.C.H.: My thoughts exactly. What a site. What a time.

So, we're going to be getting sport delivered via our phone lines, onto a games console, to be watched on our televisions. Television of course being the device that used to have sport broadcast to it directly, over the air. Before all sport disappeared behind cable/satellite subscriptions.