I was a great shotgunner in the day (I sound like Grandpa Simpson). Only requires one hole and a pull tab. Put you mouth on a hole on the bottom of the side of the can (typically made with a can opener), draw a vacuum and pop the top. The only faster way to drink a beer is from a glass...

I’m a big fan of the Hardee’s thick burgers.  I have been very disappointed by our local store, but every time I get one on the road, they’re great.

I was thinking ascension to some sort of throne and the sacrifice of childhood since the child character was so incredibly intelligent. I bought into the whole hostage for ransom premise, was horrified when the kidnapper’s ship blew up and relieved when the little guy was found alive. The twist at the end hit me head-o…

Poor baby - did you become a cop and assault people at traffic stops?  That’s what serveral of my high school classmates did to get over feeling like you do about their high school experience.

I had a good friend in my youth who took around 30 hits of acid during a 4 day period. He fried his brain, was like someone with traumatic brain injury. He had a hard time speaking, had motor issues (lost the ability to play guitar and he was once great) and once a defender of the weak, was getting his ass kicked on a…

Just from observation, vape is heavier than smoke and seems to fall out of the air.  if someone isn’t blowing it in your face, the effect is probably negligible.  The technology behind vape devices is very similar to the fog machines used at concerts and theatrical presentations.

Well, you’ve got to have oxygen to light the match....

On two separate occasions I have been walking rapidly or running and tripped face first. My face/head would have hit the pavement had it not been for my enormous gut. I’ll bet there are no studies on the effectiveness of that safety device.

The Doctor and Seven of Nine were the only thing worth watching on Voyager.  I cringe when BBC America goes back to the “KES” episodes.

They said the group was arrested and the cops were called because of their “incivility”. You know what? If I had double pneumonia and was on the verge of an asthma attack and I was being hassled by a some idiot rent-a-cop, I’d be pretty uncivilized as well. If I was the family member with the patient, I may have found…

I buy online whenever possible. I cannot stand to shop and I hate to interact with the idiot public and inept workers at retail stores (other than that, I am a true joy to be around). I rarely buy food online only because I drive by a supermarket on my way to and from work ; online food purchases require too much…

I take diet Mountain Dew intravenously throughout the day, and I am as regular as clockwork every morning. 

We actually did this when our site manager was fired.

Do you know what never gets old?  Dark humor and anti-vaxers

The problem is people that are smart enough to understand the problem appear to be “elitist” to the under educated electorate. So they elect people like this fool.  That movie “Idiocracy” is becoming a documentary.

There are many more people using their cell phones while driving than driving drunk.

As I mentioned in an earlier comment, flashing your lights has been ruled free speech by a federal appellate court. I can’t quote the case, my lawyer daughter told me about it.  Just mention it to the cop when they pull you over, they love that.

Yes, what does that have to so with anything? On that subject, in Alabama, the cop that shot the guy in the mall 3 times in the back because he pulled his licensed weapon during a potential mass shooting to protect himself got off today. Two good guys with guns ended up with a dead good guy.

.09 is not bad, it’s about 2 beers in an hour by a 175 lb male. And I’m going go there - After drinking 2 beers in an hour, I can drive much better than someone who is texting or looking at their cell phone.

Do you think he’ll offer a similar amount as a bounty on Jared Goff?