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If Bethenny could get 10 minutes alone with her ex to just SCREAM at him about how much she hates him and he doesn’t deserve a dime, etc., I think she’d become so tranquil in the rest of her life that we wouldn’t recognize her. Just insert “Jason” into most of her tirades and suddenly it all makes sense. “You’re such

THANK YOU! I’m glad it wasn’t just me scoffing at “a two hour binge” lol.

My wife gets the Top Ramen.

Yeah... that’s not binge watching. Sadly I do the real version. My youngest son joins me and we basically watch House of Cards the day it comes out all in one session.

Nothing “works” to keep someone sober. You work to be sober. There are tools that help. You know what doesn’t “work”? Not trying.

Theon could fuck a woman in all the same ways his sister can.

Why should my son be treated like a sex offender?

Yeah. Fuck that guy. Now we know where the kid gets the entitled, irresponsible attitude.

“and that he will “never be his happy go lucky self [sic]” again.”

Remember that most Catholics are vicious, disgusting, selfish pieces of shit.

I would agree that we shouldn’t laugh if a rapist’s mugshot showed facial features associated with a particular disability, because that would be unfair to all the other people with that disability, but that isn’t what’s being laughed at here – people just understandably find it funny and cathartic to see at least one

I want this too. Taylor would be doing a huge service to all of the ambitious, successful women out there if she partnered with a woman. Because how many times have I looked at my smart, capable, emotionally supportive, ambitious friends and thought how much better my life would be with this person vs. the

No evidence?!

Please accept this gif of the superior Hanks offspring as my apology.

dam wemmins

It’s back to the “girl gang” for you Taylor! Please invite Amber Heard to your next party, girl needs a break

Well, that is what your 20s are for anyway! Dating and figuring out who is a good fit and who is not. People rip her apart for dating when I dated a heck of a lot more than she has at her age. Do you, Taylor. And I will listen the crap out of whatever album she puts out as a result. Sorry, not sorry.

Blind Items had him fucking around on her for months and months.

This is just me talking out of my ass, but I think T Swift has more chemistry with Karlie Kloss than she has any guy she's been linked with. That means nothing except I think she and Karlie should date (despite there being no evidence that either one of them is at all attracted to women). I just... the heart wants

This guy’s lawyer says: “It’s very rare that someone is involved in a homicide case with someone they just had a baby with.”