He does realize that blackmail implies withholding damaging information for gain, not releasing it for the world to see, with no way to take it back, right? RIGHT? I'm sure she just hit herself then blamed him. Women. All bitches. All of us.

Stanhope, whose past credits include hosting Comedy Central’s The Man Show and guest appearances on The Howard Stern Show

In his essay, Stanhope admitted that Depp was unaware that the comedian planned to publicized his account of his relationship with Heard, and expressed his fear that in defending Depp, he “would just come across as a sycophant trying to attach myself to a sensationalized story in order to further my career.”

If this shady af PI saw this misconduct in 2008, why is he only piping up 8 years later?

Or. We can just smugly point out how most of the Christian holidays are based on pagan traditions and then not feel guilty for reveling in the consumerism of it all.

Oh please, people rag on women for “aging poorly” and “losing their looks” and “letting themselves go” all the time. It’s shitty when we do it to men, and it’s shitty when we do it to women.

I don’t like to just throw around the word “hero” but in this case it is applicable.

Just be yourself and wear a light facade of politeness. This is your SO’s problem.

Right and no was mad that he was only with her for her youth and hotness?! Sorry not Sorry they are both equally shallow but people love to hate on the woman.

That’s what I’d be like. Oh hello, it is me, YOUR FOREVER DAUGHTER-IN-LAW. I am 90% composed of spite and pettiness though.

I also read way too many of those seventeen/YM mag embarrassing stories as a kid. I haven’t had my period in 3 years but I know it would pop up the second I put those pants on.

I feel the complete opposite. Something about both of them gives me a vibe of low-key craziness. I feel like you’d start the night doing pedis and drinking sangria and end the night on mescaline neck deep in some weird hippie mudbath situation that Shailene brought up. I’d want to see where it went, is what I’m saying.

Some people are just fucking inconsiderate assholes when it comes to love, especially if they’ve never been hurt in the same they hurt others. I had a an ex-boyf dump me the night before finals began my freshman year. Couldn’t he have waited 3 days for finals to be over? Fucking (m)asshole!

Reese drinks to handle herself, I’m sure she wouldn’t begrudge you another cocktail.

Tyga owes his ex-girlfriend Kylie Jenner $2 million

Judge Judy is why I never lend anyone money. EVER.

When you think you’re married to one, and wake up with the other.

White jeans are the curse Yolanda Foster has put on all of us for not believing in her lyme journey.

Is there where I get to complain about how *after* I quit my job at Bank of America, I found out I was blocked from a promotion because, despite my boss, his boss, and several peers recommending me enthusiastically, the boss above them had an uncomfortable boner for me and said my attire was inappropriate?