If you don’t think they have google alerts set up for their names, you clearly have no idea who we’re dealing with .

I just keep reading the words of poets. Like Andrea Gibson.

I would like to be more than friends with them:)

I adore Chris and Anna. That was such an adorable video.

Please tell me y’all are gonna say something about the murder of Christina Grimmie. That was a fuckin travesty.

For me it’s a close race between them and Dax Shepard/Kristen Bell.

I’m feeling bad for a Kardashian - good grief. Khloe has done so much for him, postponing divorce proceedings so she could make medical decisions for him while he was in coma. And this is how he pays her back. He OD-ed in a brothel for crying out loud!

Good morning, lovelies.

Black. Don’t. Crack.

I would like to spectate as to whether words matter at all anymore. I’m beginning to think they don’t, but that’s pure spectation on my part.

True that, 16 years ago me was wrinkle free and now me looks like Yogi Berra’s catcher’s mitt. From 1951. That somebody’s been using everyday since then.

LOL That rates pretty high on my irony scale. It might be up there around 7 or 8 Alanis Morissettes.

Carly Fiorina can lay off workers like no one else!

I think everyone does. I certainly wouldn’t throw away his shot.

I’m kind of surprised she knows what a penny looks like.

Fuckssake, Tyson, that is such a chicken soup for the fucking cop-out, pat bullshit tweet. Ono is drinking your goddamned milkshake this week.

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

They were married and had kids. If that's dodging a bullet I'd hate to see what would have happened if she got hit.

Justin Bieber kind of makes me sad. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture of him with a genuine smile. I know they get money, fame, etc., but I really think these kids who make it big in show biz at a young age have a hard row to hoe.