The 90s were honestly the best time ever.

I actually hung out and drank a LOT of Vodka with all of them back in ´00!

Oooooooohhhhh! That song!

Unfortunately, truth-in-advertising laws demands that the group be renamed “75% Saints,” as one of them only had one verifiable miracle performed by their intercession, allowing for beatification but not canonization.

I had Never Ever on cd single, I listened to it while wearing multiple strappy tank tops, a black cord choker, and untied doc martens. Why yes I was 90s af.

I will never not hate Sherri Shepherd for choosing to make and then choosing to abandon a child.

Taylor, Lorde and Austin when they finally make it home after the party:

Not a euphemism but I tell my husband I’m exsanguinating. I like to say it in a very matter of fact voice about completely unrelated things. “Oh I forgot to buy Triscuits because I’m exsanguinating.” Also, I like big words.

Around my house it’s often called The Marinara Trench - named after my boyfriend misheard me say Mariana Trench and gleefully deployed ever since.

This one is:

The Internet is TOTALLY qualified to diagnose things. Just look at Fitbit baby. So let’s play what do I have:

KABOOM! 69 dudes.

I have been a hardcore Depp fan my entire life (that may not mean much - I’m 24), but man, I was SO disappointed when he pulled this Amber bullshit. I used to respect him so much not only for his work and uniqueness, but for being a family man and loving Vanessa and the kids so much. A major reformation from his…

My dad used to say that every time I’d get into an argument with my mom.

“Liberal dick”

I was going to make a joke about Schadenfreudian slips, but I didn’t want to be some weird little dick about it.

I’ll see myself out.

It’s not pro DV. It’s about a woman who has been in abusive relationships and how it has negatively affected her and is causing strains on their current relationship because she doesn’t trust him and it causes her to lash out at him. It’s about the anger that people can carry with them. It’s not encouraging the…

Eh, I’m not really pro DV either way