Way to go! Three weeks is a long time.

OK, this was actually really funny. I hate these fucking commercials.

I get it

The fastest I've ever gone for the remote in my life is when Jeopardy ends and Two Broke Girls starts up.

I don't think awful people tend to know they are. But one can hope!

Counterpoint: every single scene he is in on 30 Rock (yes, he didn't write it, but he is a phenomenal comic actor)

One small step for man, one giant, tremendous leap, big league, you're going to be so sick of leaping.

Saw Run The Jewels in Boston on Friday. If they are coming to your town, pay whatever you need to to get in. Seriously.

Harumph!

Sweet! Love the Lonely Island and always meant to see Hot Rod…Unlimited: Season 1. Oh. That sucks.

I'll give him the beneift of the doubt and assume he didn't know who Woodward and Bernstein are.

I wanted to just post that your friend is an idiot, but now I'm just insanely curious—was there more to his argument than the mere fact they work for WaPo?

Checkmate.

That lie was under oath though, if I recall.

I like guys who didn't get captured, OK?

Their grilled shrimp used to please me.

Um. He mentioned Omarosa.

#AlternativeFacts

I keep reminding myself that the intense unease, distrust, and resentment I feel is exactly what Trump supporters felt through the entirety of the Obama presidency. Only, you know, justified.

I wanted to start Dick L'Orange, but it feels too lighthearted. "It."