When I worked at a casino, everyone took the cash over the mega prize at every drawing (car, vacation, etc). As you noted, the taxes are a huge chunk of cash and the casino I was at required those taxes get paid before you even get the asset. Not many people are ready to drop that much cash on a surprise whim, even if…

$65k in your pocket or a giant, gas guzzling, depreciating asset with limited utility. Gee, what a tough choice.

ronnie would be the perfect member of the Booty Patrol. He totally nailed the boots for the Booty uniform!

I’m 6'4" and wish I was 6'2". Waiting for gravity and old age to do it’s thing and make things right.

There is something so pathetic about someone who has to constantly tell you how much of a manly man he is...

Has he tried pretending he is a Steeler fan? It won’t work, but I just want to see if he has exercised all of his options.

OK, so what’s the legitimate point of buying this? The article casually mentions dropping $170 on something without giving a single non-criminal thing to do with it.

You guys are assholes for promoting this. It is never appropriate to suggest people should buy hacking devices to use against others that they dislike. That’s fucked up.

Shocking that people aren’t wild about $60k (at 7% interest!) cars with limited, often-broken charging infrastructure and insane repair and maintenance costs.

That’s a misuse. Words are a contract. Don’t go all descriptivist on me.

“Pour One Out for the Customer of the Banks That Invested in Musk’s Twitter”

I love the potential of EVs because you can do so much with the basic architecture. Between all of these concepts and the upcoming EV Cayman I really feel like we’re on the cusp of something very cool here. 

So you mean to tell me Dodge was lying when they said all their limited edition “last call” versions weren’t actually the last ones? And they only did it to get people to pay a premium for an old car that was clearly showing its age?

This would make a good Xeet.

Broken down and stranded just like X

I’m guessing they have to be sterilized somehow to be in there and maybe it’s hard to get a good grip with the clean box gloves on or something.

This is what happens when you use screws from Harbor Freight.

either way, *chef’s kiss*

Can we all just take a minute and observe that the top photo is pretty decent photoshop work? The pacifier is so-so, but the baby sun hat is a pretty convincing sell.  Just needs a little more edge blur and depth of field.  Nice!