All I know is that every old Volvo wagon has the smell of stale cigarettes. It’s almost raisin-like 

Concur, I alsothink this is a True and Correct (tm) Jalopnik take.

My God. Looking at Mike then and Mike now is like looking in a fucking mirror. And it doesn’t make me feel better about myself at all. 2015 Mike was so young, and chipper, and full of optimism. 2021 Mike looks like he’s been through a pandemic with a kid or two and is just trying to survive. He’s lived through a Trump…

Nice Avantime.

2 Things.

Nascar has never been a huge fan of Live Streaming.

Don’t forget about Farmer Joe, too.

Let me address the common complaints, one by one.

20 years ago, I badly wanted an RSX. It wasn’t the Integra, but it was still cool. I deeply regret not getting one, though I had the means. I was 28. The first Fast movie was in theaters. I was, admittedly, too old to be cool (in this late capitalist society, life ends at 25). But it could have worked.

Unless this thing somehow weighs 2700 lbs, which I highly doubt, it has a worse power-to-weight ratio than a 90's Integra GS-R. What a complete and utter embarrassment to the nameplate.

Thanks, I hate it.

There isn’t much to explain the bike’s $10,000 price premium over the standard S, as it’s just six point six pounds lighter and looks slightly different.

Remember when naked Ducatis were good looking?

Even with 300-odd pounds of me on it, a 208 hp bike must be terrifyingly fast.

I find claims of lizard people to be rather Icke.

I’m OK with being called an idiot. I was an idiot. I’m also nearly 11 years sober, which doesn’t invalidate my misdeeds but at least shows that I did, in fact, address my alcoholism.

Honesty appreciated.

I am, to my shame, a 2-time loser. And as such, I can tell you beyond a shadow of a doubt that no system exists outside of full automation that can keep drunks from driving while also not screwing over normal, rational drivers at the same time.

Hey man, she’s just a free thinking, rugged individualist who did her own research.

I lol’d pretty good. Take your star.