I hear now is a great time to buy Bolt. Someone told me they’re having a fire sale.

Well, you’re wrong, I don’t know what to tell you.

Just join the military and get stationed in Germany 🤣

I’ve just discovered these shorts are A) too short and B) a small respite from actual literal clinical depression. I’ve never grinned so hard in years!

DT’s over here like

This editor’s note is basically what I was about to comment when I came across it. Such a bad example of obscure music; so good that it wasn’t edited out.

Pretense.

Your mom had a Ferrari?

I appreciate your fastidiousness in correctly identifying “Frankenstein” as Frankenstein’s Creature.

This thing is almost aggressively awful. From the inability to figure out just what you’re trying to copy to the dodgy chassis situation underneath to the inability to put a manual transmission in this thing to that utterly ridiculous asking price, nothing about this is appealing. This thing smells like someone is irra…

Well that’s lame 

Pfft. Selling things is so 2010s. 

Just as some perspective, the current market cap for Ford, who actually builds and sells automobiles, is $52B.

I’m gonna go YOLO on naked calls.

JK, I like having a wife and a house.

PIVOT TO SLIDESHOWS.

Forza Motorsport is. Forza Horizon is a mix between full arcade and full sim. A nice middle ground. I find Horizon 4 to be fine, but I’ve been a long time Forza fan so I more than likely make subconscious corrections to account for some of the issues with the physics. Suspension tuning goes a long way, as well as…

But will they fix the absurd AI rubber banding that plagued previous Horizon entries?

It was trauma in every sense of the word. 

I’ve never had fondness for Corvettes at any point in my life, actively hating the design on some generations. But the past 5 years or so of this thing has me enamored, especially with the price points they’ve managed to hit. Just a very cool car that makes me excited about American performance in a way I’ve never…