FOX News: Malcolm Jenkins, pictured here kneeling during Anthem before Super Bowl LII against the Patriots,

At least this person had a backup plan.

Does anyone here remember the actual details of the affair, or that the president was literally impeached in the House for lying about the affair? Just curious. Even Lewinsky herself is not so bold as to say anything other than that the whole situation can be seen as nothing other than complicated. Lewinsky is a hell…

True. It would be nice if both the Clintons would knock it off AND Splinter would stop reporting on them.

This is clearly just what aboutism. Donald Trump is garbage. What about Bill Clinton?

They’ve come up with an even more innovative way to avoid confusion when making performance models: slowly let all of your performance models die so nobody has to know their names.

You’re gonna be so mad when you find out about Nissan’s sport car naming schemes.

Find me this man I will buy him a beer anytime he wants or anything else he chooses to eat or drink. Fuck you Trump and your fake ass patriotism you five time draft dodging bum

This will always be the sickest burn available for this performative patriotism puke-fest.

I love my country. I’m still proud to be an American, because I still believe the America I love is in there somewhere, despite the fact that Papaya Pol Pot and his legion of Deplorables are currently enjoying a bit of time in…

Bet that guy knows all the words to God Bless America, too.

Having recently lost my mom and having recently had a human replaced in the Oval Office with a semi-sentient sack of rancid circus peanuts, this literally made me cry for so many reasons. Good tears for good memories, though. Thank you guys so much.

Could you tell me if they record your name and number? If I call from my cell and just need someone to talk to, then we end the conversation and hang up...do they reach back out to you?

So, that’s just like, your opinion.

They know what they did. Santa had it coming.

“Lord, Lord...forgive Eagles fan for pelting Santa...for they do not what they do...”

Yeah, exactly. This car doesn’t answer the question “what would it be like with no rules?” This car answers the question “what if we took a car that conformed to the rules and modified it slightly?”

I just ordered a black plate and the wait is 4-6 MONTHS...

I’m stunned at this historic moment for the craziest Ferrari of all time, but I have to ask—what’s that beautiful two-door hatchback they drive past in this shot?

While the horse that won definitely has an interesting name, can we all agree the real story here is the grammar crime that occurred in the name of the horse that showed?