I’m not even a motorcycle guy but I loved reading your post about this one. Absolutely top notch repair work! Your threads are what inspire me to be a thorough DIY mechanic :)

Curious, but in your video there’s an orange stand near the back of the bike, is that supposed to be like a bike mount that raises the entire…

Posting about Johnny Carson at midnight on the east coast? Isn’t it past your bedtime, grandpa?

I haven’t seen a Carson perform this kind of magic since Carnac the Magnificent!

Or, you could spend the $178k on an actual penis enlargement.

The dude didn’t kick anybody, all he did was push his feet forward into a guy with a kicking motion. What’s that called again?

The only way it’s our fault is by continuing to watch garbage programming.

Ugh, all these people yapping about “OMG I love fall! PSLs! Sweaters! Knit hats!” and I’m over here screaming NO! That shit lasts for maybe a month and then it’s Shit City! Winter in Chicago is abysmal. Once the temperature drops below 40 it won’t go above it for the next three months. Periodic snow that’s pretty for…

I just skimmed this, but I’m intrigued by the idea of putting Philadelphia inside a hole on the moon.

“I’m playing the entire 2017 NFL season without collecting income”

But what else could it be about? Hopefully a shit ton of greys can explain this complex issue to me.

I’m mostly offended at the idea of drinking beer out of a straw.

Really makes you think this backlash isn’t about respecting the country at all, doesn’t it?

It ain’t a tight car if it ain’t a Type-R

Mike Pence probably won’t accidentally start a nuclear war with North Korea.

Opting out of a contract isn’t remotely the same thing as quitting a job. Opting out is a normal and intended part of the labor market of professional sports.

With Rodgers out for the season, the the league officials in NY were told to make sure Brady gets to the postseason

Everything you need to know to start drinking whisky:

A racist, sexist, ignoramus with early-onset dementia gets elected President of the United States.

This does not explain Stevie looking through the viewfinder of a camera.