This is my plan B life goal.  Shine on, Lady Camden.

My morning ritual is listening to racist yinzer phone calls to 93.7 each morning. First they complained that Cutch didn’t shake the third base coach’s hand. Then Shazier warmed up without a shirt on. And now Tomlin had the audacity of rebuilding an incredible defense without dipping below .500.

Goodnight, sweet prince.  Thank you for keeping Jalopnik weird!

Damn straight!

As an enthusiast, I’m not enthusiastic about fun cars becoming increasingly unobtainable. 

OK boomer.

“Only $9000? This C4 is a special edition! I KNOW WHAT I HAVE!”

Same, loved my E36 M3.  Lowering it a little helps because it reduces the overall suspension travel, which minimizes the rear toe change. 

Excellent points.  Elon knows enough about products that he is going to build something for the way he thinks the future is going to be... or wants to be.

It’s definitely worse for grip, I’ll put it that way.

The E36 hatchback, the 318ti in the US, uses the rear suspension of the old E30 instead of the E36's updated rear suspension.

Had to replace one of these in my E36 M3. I became quite familiar with the guibo. 

Clarkson is the king of bad social takes.

The UN Environment Program’s summary notes that temperatures are expected to instead rise 3.2C (37.8F)

In a vacuum, nice price. Compared to all the 2015 BMWs you could get for that price? Not outstanding.

Next-gen RX7 probably hits the hardest.  A close second is the turbo 86/BRZ.

Each decade, an offering must be made to Bertone to keep the favor of Pythagoras.

Great point regarding a borrower’s debt-to-income ratio.  That could be a major factor in your interest rate if your DIR is over 40%.  And you might plan on paying off your house soon after you retire, but lenders have to use the income you have at the time of application, as well as the debt you have at the time of…

Raptor would’ve also been an acceptable suggestion.  This is Texas, after all.

Meanwhile people are starving.