Lewis Hamilton drove a Gwagen because he just liked to cruise. I think it’s such a leap in performance that most of them are probably like “Why even bother being fast on the street?”

My wife always says my sexiest quality is my stoicism and prioritization capabilities.

Introducing the all new 2021 Ford Y’allBoomersRememberMustangs?

Thanks, I hate it.

Light is not that car’s friend.

OH LAWD YES

This is why Spec Miata is better than F1.

[laughs in timing chain]

It’s better... but it’s also more bland. I say let it get ugly and freaky. Let’s see how deep this abyss goes. What’s the worst that could happen, it’ll look back at us?

It’s SO tall I had to climb my beanstalk just to get to the door handle!

Man that interior is BANGING.  What a perfectly wonderful vehicle that looks like.  

Tadpoles!

Some 30 or 40 years back, my grandfather took me out to a farm up north to go check out a dusty old project he’d long forgotten. “It’s been ages since I been in that old barn, and I can’t remember what I done left in there. It was some foreign job, from way back when.”

Life is but the endless pursuit of our own Froot Loops.  

Some people are just ignorant fools and can’t be saved.  Anyone who doesn’t appreciate your maneuver deserves what’s coming to them.

That’s why football is the best game.

Exactly!

This is THE ONLY TIME it is OK to touch a car.

The TSX wagon looked SO good.

They aren’t just Photoshopped, they’re poorly Photoshopped. Look at how awful the rear brake/wheel looks in the first shot.